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[Tonedeafness]

Greetings & Salutations,

Recently I wanted to play this song with a mate just for fun, but there's not a single place where I could find the lyrics. Can one knight in shining armor please help me out?

Thanks a lot in advance!

[Glowworm]

haha, me and my friend play this song all the time. i copied the lyrics down just by ear, so they may not be 100% accurate but i think they're pretty close

Pirates Declare War

Pirates declare war on the state
Murder us cause we can’t wait
In comes the weather reprise
Hell hell’s over surprised
This is the moment you feared
Repeating every day for a year
You don’t suspect yourself
You go collect some health
Stars like to act like themselves
Stars like to act like themselves
Pirates declare war on the state
Pirates expect more from the yanks
Everybody’s burning & worshiping trash
Rise like a kleenex from the ash
Everybody’s learning to disearn the cash
Everybody wants a lot more cash!
& the pioneers in the exterior
Make you feel elated and inferior
That’s because there’s no contest
Pioneering is the best!
And I guess I’ll have to see you motherfuckers in hell,
cuz I got a secret you don’t want me to tell.
I’ll be in heaven, at Seven Eleven!
(Fucking gasoline till it’s gone forever)
Cheetos & Freetos & Freaky burritos!
(I didn’t like the weather but you made it all better)
Funyons and bunions and drinks of el cabra!
(There’s a video-camera in the shower!)
(Etc.)
HA HA HA HA
(repeats, soloing, other stuff, but same lyrics)