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christian



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:56 pm    Post subject: Mosquito Rap Reply with quote

Mosquito Rap

I'm a mosquito mass murderist and every single word of it's true
let me tell you 'bout the things that I do
cause I got tricks to the trade and all the bugs are afraid
that I'll mistake 'em for a skeeter and I'll take 'em to a theater of pain
and when I'm done all that remains is a stain
but I gotta make sure the mosquito is pure
before I accidentally smash a harmless bug to the floor
but if I see a spider than I know it's all right
cause I can use her as a partner in the killing tonight
cause it's kill or be killed, or just be bitten and itchin'
but for real, no mosquito gets a meal in my kitchen
and when I hear them buzzin' then I stay very still
and when I fix my eyes upon them I close in for the kill
I'm a mosquito mass murderist and every single word of it's true
let me tell you 'bout the things that I do
left hand, right hand, both hands with a smack
you should never enter my realm cause you can never go back
one mosquito, two mosquitos, three mosquitos and four
I got your crummy little carcasses all over my floor
crush 'em down with a finger, crush 'em down with a hand
crush 'em there on my leg when they keep tryin' to land
cause all they want is my blood, but I ain't tryin' to give it, see
it don't appear to be your smartest activity
cause I got proclivities to fight, not to run
if you come in like a sucker you could go out like one
I'm a mosquito mass murderist and every single word of it's true
let me tell you 'bout the things that I do
because when I hear them buzzin' then I kill 'em by the dozen
one mosquito seemed to think that he was smart but he wasn't
cause it took me a while and he got in some bites
but he got greedy so I turned him to graffiti mid-flight
blam! now you're on the wall and it's all over for you
I just leave you as a warning for the rest of your crew
so how do I begin to continue this continuum
they keep on creepin' in but I keep 'em to a minimum
because it's my stile to keep 'em sunk in my area
they can keep the west nile and the funky malaria
because when i'm in the woods then it's well understood
everytime I see a skeeter gettin' up to no good
I can never back down from giving him a smackdown
I say no to bugs, a zero tolerance crack down
I'm a mosquito mass murderist and every single word of it's true
let me tell you about the things that I do
because it's not alright to be givin' me a bite
and because I hate scratchin' so I know I gotta catch 'em
and because he tries stabbin' so I know I gotta grab him
and because it makes me grumpy when they try to make me lumpy
if he swirves the beam of my flashlight in the dark
I shine it at a spiderweb and hope that they park
and I laugh as the spider wraps them up like a napkin
because I'm not the only one who's good with the rappin'
so I might beat ya or a spider might eat ya
so why can't we teach ya that we always defeat ya
I'm a mosquito mass murderist and every single word of it's true
and now I told you 'bout the things that I do.
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Pat



Joined: 24 Jan 2017
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha I can see the professor Louie influence. Gotta get those cassettes on the store.
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